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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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ridethemeggs:

He bit me. Therefore, he went in the toilet. Bad boy.

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buggggg93:

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http://theanatomyofcrystal.tumblr.com/ask

go nuts.

I like how they censored pussy.  Because that’s really the most offensive part of that statement.

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londonstreets13:

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10knotes:

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qinni:

Semi-realistic Eye tutorial. Hope you guys find it useful ^^. and here’s the step-by-step in GIF: 

Full view tutorial

No te deseo el mal, pero…

hiperbembulo1:

ojalá que en tu casa solo compren Malta Goya Light